The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts…
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.
“Oh, this is terrible,” exclaims St. Peter. “I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren’t expecting you, your quarters just aren’t ready… We can’t take you in and we can’t send you back…”Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, “Lucifer, this is St. Peter. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They’re ours, but we weren’t expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for them. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It’ll only be a few of days. What d’ya say?”
Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.
However, two days later… St. Peter got a call.
“Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey, you gotta come get these guys. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning.”
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally
behavior that was going on. So He called one of His angels to go to
earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on
Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not” God thought for a
moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down another angel to get
a second opinion.” So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a
time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, “Yes,
it’s true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being
good.” God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5 % who were
good, because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something
to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, just checking with you. I didn’t get one either…