Let’s Drink to That!

May 2, 2007

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer
or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Booze = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water
& be full of shit.

There’s no need to thank me for this valuable information; I’m doing it
as a public service.

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