Presidents in the Land of Oz

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado .. and off
they whirled to the land of OZ
.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great
Wizard.
.
“What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
.
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
“I’ve come for some courage.”
.
” No Problem! said the Wizard. Who’s next?” .
.
George Herbert Walker Bush stepped forward,
“Well, I think I need a heart.”
.
“Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?”
.
Up stepped George Walker Bush and said, “I’m told by the American
people that I need a brain.”
.
“No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done.”
.
.
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn’t say
a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “Well, what do you want?”
.
.
.
.
“IS DOROTHY HERE?”

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One Response to Presidents in the Land of Oz

  1. onemorecup says:

    Ah Hmmmm!

    Hey where have you been? I must admit I missed your posts. Have you considered journalism as a career?

    Better yet, I don’t know if you ever read Art Buchwald, a real satorist, that could get a chuckle out of Putin! Perhaps a column and a few books?

    This one (like so many others, is funny!)

    OMC

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