Gotta Love Those Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Alberta. Bert always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly he walks into the house and
says to his wife ‘Notice anything different about me?’

Margaret looks him over, ‘Nope.’

Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks,
a little louder this time ‘Notice anything different NOW?’

Margaret looks up and says, ‘Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again
tomorrow.’

Furious, Bert yells, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?

‘ Nope,’ she replies. IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!!!!!’

To which Margaret replies…

Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.’

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