1.When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of
. boiling water down your throat.Presto! The
. blockage will instantly remove itself.
2.If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
. laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
3 You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct
. Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the
. WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Now have a great weekend!