TGIF

1.When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of
. boiling water down your throat.Presto! The
. blockage will instantly remove itself.

2.If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
. laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

3 You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct
. Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the
. WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct
. tape.
.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Now have a great weekend!

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4 Responses to TGIF

  1. bohography says:

    First time visitor…. Good stuff!

  2. Cybil says:

    Hey, thanks for the helpful hints. Not sure I’d try any of these in the near future though. Although with some of the people I have assisted at my work, I could see them trying this…kinda of scarry.

  3. Joe Drinker says:

    You know those little sayings or punch-lines that aren’t really all that complicated or sophisticated, but still strike you as incredibly funny, to the point that you actually laugh out loud?

    Today’s Daily Thought is one of those…still chuckling.

    Thanks for that.

    JD

  4. mpinkeyes says:

    WD-40 and Duct tape will solve most of life’s problems.

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