Have a Light-hearted Weekend

Its the weekend and I thought everyone could use a good laugh after a hard week of work.

A man moved into a nudist colony. He received a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cut a photo in half, but accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He was really worried when he realized that he sent the wrong half, but then remembered how bad his grandmother’s eyesight was, and hoped she wouldn’t notice.

A few weeks later he received a letter from his grandmother.

It said, “Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style….. it makes your nose look too short.

Love, Grandma”

BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH…
>>
>>
>>A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
>>the bar and orders a drink.
>>Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a
>>corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table,
>>leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in
>>the face and says: “I went by your grandma’s house
>>today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
>>Man, she is one fine looking woman!”
>>The biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word. His
>>buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker
>>and would fight at the drop of a hat.
>>The drunk leans on the table again and says: “I got
>>it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I
>>ever had!”
>>The biker’s buddies are starting to get really mad
>>but the biker still says nothing.
>>The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
>>”I’ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma
>>liked it!”
>>At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk
>>by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and
>>says………………
>>
>>
>>
>>”Grandpa,…… Go home, you’re drunk.

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4 Responses to Have a Light-hearted Weekend

  1. Justin says:

    haha the first one made me laugh đŸ™‚

    http://politicsandreligion.wordpress.com

  2. lewisintex. says:

    Thanks…the first one was really funny and the second one was cute. Appreciate the thoughtful uplift after what has been onehellofa week.

  3. The Dude says:

    Sounds like my grandma

  4. beewax says:

    I really liked the second one more but both were funny đŸ˜‰

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