The Birdfeeder Story

I received this from a friend and want to share it with all of you.

> A funny parallel…
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it
with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table…everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even
though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and quawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the
bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up
their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be. quite, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now lets see…our government gives out free food, subsidized
housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child’s 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press “one” to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than “Old Glory” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder.


11 Responses to The Birdfeeder Story

  1. the Grit says:

    Hi Mad,

    Past time in my opinion. Well past time.

    the Grit

  2. lewisintex. says:

    Right On…You Rock…now can we put you in for President.

  3. Spot on!

    We don’t owe these people coming here illegally a thing, even if they’re getting away with picking lettuce. It’s the corrupt Mexicans causing most of the Mexicans problems in the first place, and yet they come here and fly that nasty flag.

    From what I understand, in Mexico, if you’re an illegal caught working, the penalty is severe and quick — I propose a protracted stay in a large, inexpensive desert prison camp near the border before deportation. Every time you’re caught sneaking back in, the stay gets longer, and after the first time caught, you do not even get the chance of applying to enter legally.

    The catch is ladies and germs — you people hiring these illegals and, or, helping them in any way, will end up in the same camp, since you love them so much.

  4. Yes, the free market works beautifully. If we stop giving free education, social services, and tax-free living to illegals, they will not want to enter or stay in America, as it is significantly less profitable for them to do so.

    The same goes for corporations that hire illegals. If we asses the companies with the cost of deportation (hearings, transportation, paperwork) for any illegal found working there and his family, then hiring illegals will be significantly less profitable. At that time, we can stop subverting the minimum wage* and, you know, hire Americans and send the illegals back.

    Madmouser: you forgot the part where the birds, too accustomed to a free meal, forget how to forage on their own.

    *It cracks me up that the same people who claim that we can’t do certain jobs on minimum wage and need to pay illegals less money are the SAME people who vote to increase it and want a “living wage.”

  5. lewisintex. says:

    There’s a town in Texas, Farmers Branch who is voting on this issue as we speak. They are tired of the illegals running their town down and living off of the city and the taxpayers. One person on the the Today show this morning who said it was a federal issue, but the people claimed, that when the government fails to do it’s job, then it’s time for the people and the city to step in and take over. I agree, as these people continue to invade our borders and towns an we end up paying the tab. Texas is a right to work state and the job market is not all that great. Wages are low and what money I do make I want to spend on my own family. I’m tried of taking care of everyone else’s family and picking up the tab for the increase in Law Enforcement to protect us from these people who have no values and continue to steal from everyone. Once again we have to make our government responsible and if they can’t do the job, then they shouldn’t gripe when we do it for them. After all we’re just trying to help keep AMERICA BEAUTIFUL.

  6. It is not merely a federal issue. Illegal immigrants violate state laws by virtue of doing ordinary actions and can be prosecuted for such. (Deportation is another matter – that, I think, is an exclusively federal remedy.)

    State laws mandate that anyone who drives must have a valid state driver’s license, insurance, or, in some states, have paid a tax for being uninsured. You must show a social security card to obtain a license and registration. Any illegal immigrant who gets behind the wheel is automatically violating state law.

    Many jobs, by state law, require background checks. An illegal who works there will have fraudulently obtained his job.

    Children who are in school must receive certain vaccinations. (Gov. Perry’s ridiculous pandering to the Left with his mandatory STD vaccine nonsense will be ignored now.) An illegal who puts his child into the school systems without such vaccinations and health records is violating the law.

    I won’t belabour my point, but I cannot help but wonder why states do not discourage illegal immigration by enforcing state laws.

  7. lewisintex. says:

    Thought I’d give you a quick update on this issue. Farmers Branch successfully passed the law that you can no longer rent to or hire illegals…That’s one for the good guys and zero for the government. I guess folks in Texas have more cumption than Washingtion does and the pissing contest just got started.

  8. Clive Bixsby says:

    I’m Clive and i’m in love with birds and their homes. So much so, that I build one every saturday only to break it down on sunday night so i can do it all over again the next weekend.

  9. Amy says:

    Obviously, this person has never had a bird feeder.

    Judging by the incompassionate “meaning” of the story that this person is promoting, Im pretty much certain this person would never care about setting out bird feeders.

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