You Go First, Maybe I Will Follow

April 30, 2007

On second thought, no, I will not follow because I know you will not go first…

There were 8 Democratic candidates attending the Debate the other night and guess what? For all their bitching and complaining about humans destroying the planet, they each took a separate plane to go to the debate. Excuse me, you people are in the same party and you couldn’t get along well enough to all share one plane? Was that 40 minute flight gonna provide you with that magical answer to a question for you to run away as the winner of the debate? NO!
If you were not ready before the plane flight, cramming on the plane flight would not help you. So, you either know this Global Warming is a hoax or you think you are so much better than us little people and the rules you make for us to live by, do not apply to all of you. The special people.

Get real, we know you are scumbags, corrupt politicians down to your toes. You are not better than anyone, in fact, you are below most people that I know. My friends don’t steal, lie, cheat or pay $300 for sex.


Is Anyone Else Sick of Cell Phones?

April 20, 2007

When the cell phones first came out, I thought this is great. Now I can be in contact with anyone at any time. In case of an emergency, I would always be able to call for help. If I was running late for an appointment, I could always call and let someone know without having to pull over and stop at a filthy pay phone, losing more time. I applauded the cell phone.

Now, I am beginning to hate them. So far, I’ve never had an emergency where I needed to call for help, nor have I been late for any appointments. So much for preparedness.

What I have encountered is the most rude behavior by people using cell phones. They do not care where they are while talking on their phones. They expect others to be polite while they converse, as if they were the only important people on this planet. I have been in several near crashes due to another driver talking on their phone while driving and not paying attention. Thank God I was alert and lucky enough to avoid them.

I vote this one for Queen of Rude. This woman was talking on her phone while in the checkout line at the supermarket.
She was still talking on her phone when the cashier had finished ringing up her food total. The cashier waited for a minute, but there were other people in line waiting to check ou, so the cashier told the woman she was finished ringing her up and the woman on the phone almost jumped down the cashier’s throat. She screeched, can’t you see I am on the phone, you dumbass? Then, she proceeded to tell her phone mate that she was talking to some $6 an hr nobody.

I wanted to cram that phone down her throat, but the cashier remained polite and didn’t say a word. I would have lost my job over that issue, I’m sure…

Here’s one that should make everyone feel good. You are at lunch with a male or female, doesn’t matter and their phone rings right in the middle of your conversation. they answer their phone and begin a conversation with that person. Now, don’t you feel real special. I would try to stick them with the tab, if I could. If I ever went to lunch with them again, I think I would take along a book to read instead of entertaining a conversation with them. But, that’s me.

Why don’t you tell us about a phone story that you have experienced. If nothing else, maybe people will learn what is considered rude and change their behavior, or not.

Do I Need to Worry About the Speech Police?

April 15, 2007

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used work boots size 14-16
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
ammo. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls — they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think
Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS – I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside.

Female + Female = Baby ???

April 14, 2007

I saw this on The Hairy Reasoner Website and was flabbergasted by the possibilities.

The prospect of all-female conception – Independent Online Edition > Science & Technology

Women might soon be able to produce sperm in a development that could allow lesbian couples to have their own biological daughters, according to a pioneering study published today.
Scientists are seeking ethical permission to produce synthetic sperm cells from a woman’s bone marrow tissue after showing that it possible to produce rudimentary sperm cells from male bone-marrow tissue.

My Comment to Hairy’s Post was this:
The man-hating feminists, (to avoid using the inflammatory term femi-nazis), must be celebrating like the Red Sox fans beating the Yankees. If this is true, then they can honestly say, We don’t need no stinking men’.

If I was a man, I would be scared Sh*tless! They won’t be satisfied until the last man (is not) standing.

Where Have All The Ladies Gone?

April 14, 2007

I am not a prude. I am not a crazed feminist. I am a confused female because I do not understand what is going on with the women in America. The latest craze in America suburbia is not Tupperware parties, no, the rage is, hold on to your seat, “Pole Dancing” parties. That’s right, the pole dancing you find in the sleazy strip clubs.

Pole dancing is being advertised to the women as a way to excite their husbands and keep them at home and out of the strip clubs. They advertise it as another way be sexy and to lose weight, toning your muscles and giving women a sense of “power’. There are supposedly over 100 different positions using the pole. Classes start at beginner and go up to Advance and Professional. They advertise to all ages as being able to learn to pole dance.

Okay, I don’t want to picture my grandmother spinning around on a pole with her legs spread apart, and I don’t think my grandfather wants to see that either. My dad said my mother doesn’t need a pole to make her sexy; she’s perfect just like she is. I love my dad.

If I had to play gymnastics on a pole to keep my man interested, I would think my man was a pervert and he’d be history, instantly. What I wonder is, what happened to behaving like a lady? Is it too old-fashioned for women today? Don’t they like being respected by men? Are they so consumed by feminism that they are trying to become more manlike?

I believe women should not be denied their chance for a great education and going into the workforce and becoming accomplished. In the workforce things should be equal. The workforce has an objective, a bottom line and it doesn’t care what gender gets the job done as long as it gets done.

Outside the workforce, its a different world. It does make a difference whether you are female or male. Like it or not, women carry a huge burden of risk in their interaction with males, especially on a sexual level. Men do not get pregnant, but women do. Its not the man’s fault. (I have thought it would be pretty funny to see men handle a pregnancy).

Women, do you really want to get married, have children and your children find out that you were nothing more than a common whore. You drank, smoked, did drugs, had sex with everybody. Is that how you want to represent yourself to your children? Come on…please start showing some signs of respect for yourself. Control your urges, your a big girl, you can do it. Reach the point in your life when you can demand respect and get it because you deserve it.

Become the kind of lady your husband can take home to meet his family and feel proud. If you are invited to a pole dancing party, tell the hostess, sorry you can’t make it. You will be busy making passionate love to your hubby, all night long, while the kids are sleeping over at your Mother’s. And do it!

Who’s the Racist Here?

April 13, 2007

I want to know since they are condemning Imus for saying ‘nappy haired ho’s’, if they are going to condemn Chappelle and Chris Rock and others for their callous references to black ho’s? If not, then they owe Imus an apology. To single out Imus, a white man and to let black men get away with even worse statements is nothing less than Racism by Sharpton and Jesse Jackson and the white’s who bow at their altars.

Condemn one, condemn all, or do not condemn any.

Duke Lacrosse Players: Innocent

April 11, 2007

It was announced today by the Attorney General of North Carolina at the news conference held in Raleigh, N.C., that the 3 accused Lacrosse players were innocent, not, not guilty, but an affirmative ‘Innocent’.

The Attorney General also stated that the prosecutor had over-stepped his authority, plus did not consider the evidence appropriately. So much so, that the Attorney General has proposed a new bill stating the the Court can take away a case from any prosecutor where there is just cause, (as in this case). Good for him. He said the innocent needed protection as well as the guilty from abuse or misuse of justice.

All I can say at this point is “HURRAH’ and I hope they sue everyone involved and prosecute the female who caused all of this to happen. She needs to go to jail for her actions. I also hope they can sue the 88 Duke professors who called them horrible names and wanted them kicked out of school.
The professors do not abide by the adage, innocent till proven guilty. They are the ones who should be dismissed, the arrogant Communist!