Time for Some Levity

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors, green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.” πŸ™‚


5 Responses to Time for Some Levity

  1. Why the perverted old “buzzard!”

    Now if he had sex with a peahen maybe….

  2. dhomoney says:

    ROFL, great story. I wish I had been there to witness that, might have pissed myself.

  3. Eric Golub says:

    Thank you for the kind words regarding my article. Your story was funny.

    eric πŸ™‚

  4. The Dude says:

    That “old” guy could have been my long lost Dad….. Gobble, Gobble.

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