Words of Wisdom

Virginity is like a bubble, 1 prick and its all gone.

A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano; A smart man gives his wife an upright organ.

Baseball is wrong: Man cannot walk with 4 balls!

Panties are not the best thing on earth, but close to the best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, but who is left!

I know you all feel a lot smarter now, only glad to help in some small way πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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3 Responses to Words of Wisdom

  1. The Doctor thinks it’s time to start “incorporating” the finger with my annual prostate exam!

    I told him, “I do not even let anyone put their finger in my face. — use the blood reading”

  2. Cock says:

    Just for you;

    πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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