Virginity is like a bubble, 1 prick and its all gone.
A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano; A smart man gives his wife an upright organ.
Baseball is wrong: Man cannot walk with 4 balls!
Panties are not the best thing on earth, but close to the best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, but who is left!
I know you all feel a lot smarter now, only glad to help in some small way 🙂 🙂 🙂