Questions Needing Answers?

Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies
wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going
to see you naked anyway.
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Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?

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4 Responses to Questions Needing Answers?

  1. You forgot…..Where’s Waldo?

  2. the Grit says:

    Great! Now the voices in my head are going to be arguing about this all night.

    the Grit

  3. marty says:

    Glad my head isn’t the only one arquing….

  4. Gorilla Guys says:

    these are the kinds of question I want Alberto Gonzalez to answer…..really. I think it would be cool.

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