Hey, it’s Sunday and here I am in church, just like you asked. Aren’t you proud of me?
What? I didn’t hear that, could you repeat it please?
Oh, those are flip-flops, they are really comfortable, and I have about 10 pairs in different colors. I love these things. Wear them all the time.
Oh, those are called low-riders. Its what everyone is wearing. It’s a fashion thing. You want me to be cool, don’t you? You don’t want me to stand out like some freak or something? I know my belly is showing, it’s supposed to show. That’s why the top is short and the pants are low. Like I said, it’s a fashion thing. It’s just a belly, no big deal.
Yeah, my little sister is 5 years old. I think it’s cute that she wants to dress like me. I’m like a role model for her. I’m guess I’m a role model for my Mom too because she dresses like me too. I think it’s kinda gross, you know, because she is pretty old and a Mom and stuff.
What about my face? It’s makeup. No my fingernails are not diseased; it’s black fingernail polish. Geez, God, you are not up with the times are you? Don’t you watch TV, go to the movies or read glamour mags or anything like that? You really should, you know, so you could be a modern God and know what’s going on. You could be a really happening God.
You know what’s going on. Excuse me, but it doesn’t sound like it by your questions.
Yeah, I see that family 3 rows over, what about them? How do they look?
They look like the goody-to-shoes family, hehehe. The Dad is wearing a suit and tie and the Mom and the girls are all wearing dresses. How gross is that.
Yeah, they look neat and clean, so what?
Do they look respectful?
I don’t know, ummm, I guess.
Is your house special?
Yeah, it’s special.
Are you special?
Sure, you are God.
So why can’t I dress respectful to come visit you in your house?
I don’t know, I never thought of it like that.
No, it won’t kill me.