Time for Some Levity

March 29, 2007

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors, green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.” 🙂


Heartless John Edwards

March 27, 2007

I am very saddened by the news of the reoccurring cancer in Elizabeth Edwards. The fact that it is fatal, no cure, has to be the worst news a family can hear, especially, a husband.
I must say that Elizabeth is a very strong woman, a courageous fighter and a true mate to her husband.

She wants him to continue his dream to the White House as planned before they received this dreaded news. She does not want to be the reason that kept her husband from achieving his goals. This is a very brave and unselfish act on her part. I would call that true love.

Now, John, on the other hand, I’m sure is devastated by this news as well, but, yet, his dream of becoming President is still at the top of his list of priorities. Knowing his time will be shortened with his wife, he elects to travel away from her, campaigning for the Presidency. I would hope my husband would elect to spend every minute possible with me, making lasting memories that will have to last a lifetime. His being here for me, and making sure I know how much I am loved. Of course, I would insist on him continuing his dream for the White House, but secretly, I would hope that I came first in his life.

I cannot vote for a man who puts his dreams ahead of his wife at such a crucial time in her life. John Edwards have you no heart or no shame?

Drug Test Congress

March 26, 2007

Nancy Pelosi can take credit for two new firsts:

1. Led the House for the first time in American history to stop funding the military during wartime.

2. Subpoena White House Aides too testify under oath as to the firing of federal prosecutors.

Hey, San Fran Nan: I’ve got a good one for you. How about random drug testing for the Congress.

These people are voting on issues that impact all Americans, they should all be of a sound mind and not on drugs while doing this important work. We, the little people have to be drug-tested as part of our application for jobs throughout the country, so why not the Congress? I’m guessing we lose about 40 people after the drug tests, because the penalty is giving up their seat and banned from seeking office for 5 years.

A Pun on Monks

March 21, 2007

After my post, A Conversation with God, I thought I should follow up with something not so serious.

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she’s ever had.

After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.

She is met by two brothers, “Hello, I’m Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles.”

“I’m very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I’ve ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?”

Brother Charles replied, “Well, I’m the fish friar.”

She turns the other brother and says, “Then you must be…?”

“Yes, I’m the chip monk.”

Mars and Earth: Both Getting Warmer

March 20, 2007

OK, Peeps…Listen up… The scientists say that the temperature is getting hotter on Mars, just like here on Earth. They say that the ice caps are melting on Mars, just like on Earth. Since these two events are happening at the same time, I don’t think I am taking a big leap in saying it is highly…

Words of Wisdom

March 16, 2007

Virginity is like a bubble, 1 prick and its all gone.

A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano; A smart man gives his wife an upright organ.

Baseball is wrong: Man cannot walk with 4 balls!

Panties are not the best thing on earth, but close to the best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, but who is left!

I know you all feel a lot smarter now, only glad to help in some small way 🙂 🙂 🙂

The Man of the Hour

March 15, 2007

Turn on your radio or TV and what will you hear and see?
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed !
He has now laid claim to master mining the 9/11 attack all by himself. In fact, he personally beheaded Daniel Pearl, committed 31 other terrorists attacks, including the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, and last but not least, he is also claiming to be Anna Nicole’s baby’s father. What a guy…I wonder how we can repay him for all he has done.