An All Gay Army?

I have been pondering if we should really fear China. Since they have adopted the one child rule per family, we have learned that most Chinese families want a son, so they abort the girl babies. The result of these decisions have left China with 40 to 50 million men with no chance of getting married (to a female), no chance of having sex with a female during their entire lives. I will take a break and go get coffee while someone splashes cold water in the guys faces to wake them up from their faint.

I’m back. So, I apologize to all the guys, I should have warned you instead of just throwing it straight at you like a bean ball.

I think I have found the most insidious, yet brilliant military strategy to win a war against China.

AN ALL FEMALE MILITARY!

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7 Responses to An All Gay Army?

  1. britandgrit says:

    Hi m,

    I’m glad you caught that trend. I’ve been considering how to bring it up for a while now, with no luck. Of course, if they finally reach the boiling point, the neighboring countries should have plans in place to hide their women!

    the Grit

  2. Madmouser,

    I see you have not been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for nothing!!! There is, indeed, nothing more venomous than a woman. God bless our hearts (and sharp intellects). πŸ˜€

  3. Gorilla Guys says:

    God bless you mad……you have single handedly ripped “Let the conversation begin” ownership away from Hill Rodham. What a woman!

  4. unitedcats says:

    LOL I know this is mostly a joke, but all female military units have been tried from time to time. They don’t work…because male military units are unwilling to surrender to them for the most part. And in any war, you want your enemy to surrender, not fight to the last man. It’s also been suggested that all female submarine crews would work better than all male crews, and there’s good reason to agree. I can only speculate why his has never been tried though.
    JMO —Doug

  5. Innovative – yes. Creative – yes. Rosie O’Donnell would make a great drill sgt. Let’s give it a try.

  6. naj says:

    Let’s choose Oprah for president though, I hear the Chinese don’t really fancy blondies πŸ˜‰

  7. Hilarious post towards an all too awful to think about subject.

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