The Scientists Say ‘Mars is Getting Hotter’

Oh No! Mars is getting hotter just like Earth. How could that be? Are there people on Mars that we don’t know about? Are they driving SUV’s or flying personal jet planes? How much manufacturing is going on? Please someone answer these questions for me.

We know that global warming is our fault, especially us greedy Americans, (guilt, guilt), because Al Gore has told us so. So, how can Mars be getting hotter at the same rate as Earth, if we are not there causing the problem?

Or is there some insidious reason behind the global warming scare or are the scientists not as smart as they think they are.


16 Responses to The Scientists Say ‘Mars is Getting Hotter’

  1. Next thing we’ll hear is that the Universe is getting warmer. And that sometime in the distant future our sun will explode causing our solar system to implode. Damn the gasoline engine!

  2. madmouser says:

    civis, love your sense of humor…

  3. cumby says:

    Mars? But there’s no money or power in it for the “global warming” crowd. Maybe there was an Al Gore type on Mars eons ago who warmed them to stop driving their SUV’s around the canals and to do something about those darn farting Martian cows. If only they’d listened.

  4. kenjac84 says:

    Is it that hard to leave the Hummer at the dealership? C’mon… It’s a horrendously low-quality car.

  5. Gorilla Guys says:

    First of all, kenjac84 (if that is your real name), “leave the Hummer” is not in our vocabulary. Just a piece of advice…if you have an opportunity to get a Hummer, TAKE IT!! You never know when your next Hummer will come around.

    Secondly, it’s not about the QUALITY of the Hummer, or how much gas it SUCKS down. It’s really about HAVING the Hummer. It’s the HAVING that counts.

    So take it from us…er…um…let us rephrase…

    Trust us. Having a Hummer is always better than watching some other dude get one.

  6. kenjac84 says:

    Oh geez… I think we might not talking about the same thing here.

    Map of Hawaii anyone?

  7. britandgrit says:

    Hi m,

    Mars is getting warmer because of pollution from our Secret Military Base. If the moon had an atmosphere, our Secret Military Base there would be causing the same phenomenon. 😉

    the Grit

  8. madmouser says:

    Poor Ken, the Gorilla Guys really gotcha! Like a jet, it just flew over your head. When did the light turn on? hahahaha……rofl…….lmao……..the visual is too great, sorry, I cannot stop laughing……………………

  9. PIBoulder says:

    Innuendos aside…I’ve heard of this before, about Mars warming up. It just goes to show that the global warming alarmists don’t know what they’re talking about yet. It irritates me to no end that they act like they do. I hate seeing scientists using their credentials on a political campaign. It’s so disingenuous.

  10. Joe O says:

    Actually, Gorilla didn’t really go over my head at all. Hence the map of Hawaii reference, which probably no one caught. In any event, no one really addressed my original question, which is why bother defending useless cars like SUV’s in the first place? But hey, dick jokes are a good substitute.

  11. madmouser says:

    I don’t think SUVs are useless cars. In fact, I think all families should drive one. They have been proven to be the safest vehicles on the road. Why wouldn’t families want to drive the safest vehicle to protect their loved ones?
    They also have the advantage of carrying a lot of cargo. We, Americans, especially women, are well-known to be prolific shoppers. You’ve heard of ‘shop till you drop’ haven’t you? SUV’s are also more attractive than the normal trucks. I am not sure, but I do not think that SUV’s are classified as autos by the Dept. of Motor Vehicles. I think they are listed as trucks. I could be wrong on this point, but not the others.

  12. Gorilla Guys says:

    We knew your name wasn’t ken, Joe O.

    The Gorilla Guys all drive SUVs or 4x4s of some kind….well, all except for Chris. He drives a Saab. He also shaves his back, so I guess that makes sense.

    Anyway, how else are we supposed to launch a boat in the mighty Susquehanna or get to the top of the mountain to shoot Bambi?

  13. Gorilla Guys says:

    …or get around in this freezing white shit we’ve been hammered with in the NE. I love my Jeep! I will never be without one for the rest of my life.

  14. cheep checks says:

    cheep checks

    Shoots assortment of cheep checks from supercooled nitrogen to superheated liquor.

  15. Jon S. says:

    LOL, to bad information like this will never be featured on the nightly news. It makes sense though, how many constituents would the Dem’s lose if everyone new that we Americans aren’t cooking our planet and our fellow man. Oh well, whats the worst that could happen? Elect an environmentally friendly socialist, force everyone to shell out for “Hybrid” cars with exaggerated gas mileage, lose economic competitiveness to keep from cooking ourselves?

  16. Jon S. says:

    If only politicians could admit when they are wrong. How much do you think this lie will cost us in the end? But maybe its worth it, after all, who wants to hurt our unrepresenting representors’ egos?

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