Celebrity Worship

February 27, 2007

Do you think all the adoration the public gives our celebrities is well-deserved? Do you think famous people are smarter than the average bear? Think again.

>>>(On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss >>America 1995.)
>>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>>Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” –Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

>>>”Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
–Mariah Carey
Huh? That was so profound. What can you say after that???
>>”I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,”
>>–Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
>>,,,OK, at least we know he did not attend Medical School…
>>”Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,”
>>–Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
Did he really say that? What does he know anyway, the big druggie!
>>That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,”
>>–A congressional candidate in Texas.
>>You said it yourself,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>”Half this game is ninety percent mental.”
>>–Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
Do not let this guy work the cash register.
Saving the best for last…
>>”It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
>>–Al Gore, Science Fiction Writer


Advice for Rush Limbaugh

February 22, 2007

Rush Limbaugh was inundated with callers supporting replacing incandescent light bulbs with fluorescent bulbs to save energy and money. Rush said he refused to comply with scare tactics. He stressed that he was not telling other people not to buy them. They can buy whatever type of light bulb they want to buy; it’s a free country.

So, here’s my solution for Rush:

Purchase the equivalent fluorescent wattage to match the wattage that he uses in his estate type home and donate it to a number of low-income families for their homes, so they can save money, save energy and save the planet.

If Al Gore can purchase Carbon Offsets to counter his private jet air miles, then, Rush can purchase Fluorescent Light Bulb Offsets to counter his personal incandescent light bulb usage.

My Choice for President

February 21, 2007

He would be healthy, physically fit and of sane mind. He would be intelligent enough to comprehend world affairs, have a sharp and quick mind, but use common sense as his barometer. He would understand economics according to Walter Williams, the renowned Economist at George Mason. He would know American History as taught before the politically correct crowd changed it. He would be a true patriot in the fullest sense of the meaning, and a fearless warrior if need be, to protect and save this country.

He would believe in a higher power than man, but not boast or criticize others who believe differently. He would be loyal as taught by the Boy Scouts. He would be faithful to his wife and an adoring father to his children, and a compassionate caretaker to the people he serves. He would put the best interest of the country ahead of his party and himself.

He would set the example for others to follow by his admirable behavior. He would leave the country in a far better place than he found it.

Where is this man? Who is this man? Please step forward, your country needs you!
* You may have noticed that I excluded including a woman in this request. The reason is the examples I have to judge a woman’s ability to lead this country. Hillary and Pelosi tell me we must wait awhile longer. We want a great lady to lead us and when she comes along, she will get my vote. Neither of the above mentioned names are great or ladies.

eek! Al ‘Bloody’ Franken for Senator

February 15, 2007

Is this a ‘bloody’ joke or what? Have you seen his resume’? He is listed as a comedian. Can anyone find a time when he was funny? No,,,He became a talk show host. Was he successful? Again, the answer is No…Can he speak with out cursing? Again, its a No…The madmouser will not give up. I will run my little feet off looking for a question that can be answered yes.

Two weeks later….

The madmouser has returned from her quest. Exhausted, covered in dust bunnies and hungry for some real cheese, not that make believe cheese, but also successful. As always! The madmouser gets her man.

Is Al Franken mean? Yes, yes, yes
Is Al Franken ugly? Yes, yes ,yes
Is Al Franken dumb? Yes, yes, yes

And that spells MUD…

You Name the Assicon…

February 11, 2007

I am going to list some symbols aka assicons and it is your job to assign the name of a person to each one. It will mean more to all of us if you choose a name we might all know, if possible. Thank you and good Luck with this assignment. Just copy & Paste.

1. (_!_) a regular ass…John Edwards
2. (__!__) a fat ass…a tie Rosie O’Donnell & Ted Kennedy
3. (!) a tight ass…Pelosi (w/all her plastic surgery)
4. (_X_) kiss my ass…Hillary
5. (_?_) a dumbass…Alec Baldwin

An All Gay Army?

February 9, 2007

I have been pondering if we should really fear China. Since they have adopted the one child rule per family, we have learned that most Chinese families want a son, so they abort the girl babies. The result of these decisions have left China with 40 to 50 million men with no chance of getting married (to a female), no chance of having sex with a female during their entire lives. I will take a break and go get coffee while someone splashes cold water in the guys faces to wake them up from their faint.

I’m back. So, I apologize to all the guys, I should have warned you instead of just throwing it straight at you like a bean ball.

I think I have found the most insidious, yet brilliant military strategy to win a war against China.


Freedom of The Press

February 7, 2007

This was a response I made earlier on another blog regarding Ann Coulter’s latest article.

Wow! Like you said, like her or not, she seems to be the only Conservative to speak boldly about the difference in treatments afforded Democrats versus Conservatives. I don’t mind that Conservative sins are brought to light and hammered by the media, as long as they treat the Democrats sins with the same disrespect. The problem is the Democrats get away with murder because the media goes deaf and dumb where they are concerned. I think the media is hell-bent on destroying the Republican/Conservative Party, if for no other reason than to prove they can. This is not what Freedom of the Press was meant to be and we all know it. Shame on them and shame on us for allowing them to get away with this abuse of power.