Schumer’s Imaginary Friends

January 25, 2007

I read an article by Maggie Gallagher dated Tues. Jan. 23. After reading the article, I sat in disbelief. I know New Yorkers are a different breed of cat, but I didn’t know they went this far. They keep electing this crazy, (not meant to be funny), man to the Senate. How could they do that? Is there something very French emanating from the Statue of Liberty that seeps into their brains and causes this dysfunction?

I had an imaginary friend for a year or so when I was a preschooler, but then I grew up. I realized its better to make real live people friends than hang on to imaginary friends. Chucky Schumer admits he has imaginary friends today.

This should scare everyone in America. The man is a looney toons! Chucky was in charge of developing a new strategy for the November elections for the Democrats and he said he consulted with Joe and Eilleen, his two imaginary friends, who live in his head. He said he talks to them often because they represent the the hard-working families in America with no connection to special interest groups. Is Chucky such an elitest that he doesn’t know any average American? Are all his friends uppercrust and elite? Doesn’t he represent all of New York? How can he not know at least one average family out of 19 million people?

He also admits he searched for two years for the right words that would sound good to voters. Wow! I am impressed. Sound good really is the important factor isn’t it. It doesn’t matter that it is all big fat lies; just that it sounds good. Thank you Chuck, you Schmuck.


Open Your Eyes & Your Ears

January 22, 2007

From the L.A. Times

1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card.

2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.

3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.

4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.

5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers
are Mexican nationals here illegally.

6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles
are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.

8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.

9. 21 radio stations in L.A. are Spanish speaking.

10. In L.A. County 5.1 million people speak English.
3.9 million speak Spanish.
(There are 10.2 million people in L.A. County ).
(All the above from the Los Angeles Times)

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops,
but 29% are on welfare.

Over 70% of the United States ‘ annual population growth
(and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York )
results from immigration.

The cost of immigration to the American taxpayer in 1997 was, (after subtracting taxes immigrants pay), a NET $70 BILLION/year, [Professor Donald Huddle, Rice University ]. The lifetime fiscal impact (taxes paid minus services used) for the average adult Mexican immigrant is a NEGATIVE number.

29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.

If they can come to this country,raise Hell and demonstrate by the thousands, WHY can’t they take charge over the corruption in their own country?

We are a bunch of fools for letting this continue.

On February 15, 1998, the U.S. and Mexican soccer teams met at the Los Angeles Coliseum. The crowd was overwhelmingly pro-Mexican even though most lived
in this country. They booed during the National Anthem and U.S. flags were held upside down. As the match progressed, supporters of the U.S. team were insulted, pelted with projectiles, punched and spat upon. Beer and trash were thrown at the U.S. players before and after the match. The coach of the U.S. team, Steve Sampson said, “This was the most painful experience I have ever had in this profession.”

Did you know that immigrants from Mexico and other non-European countries can come to this country and get preferences in jobs, education, and government contracts. It’s called affirmative action or racial privilege. The Emperor of Japan or the President of Mexico could migrate here and immediately be eligible for special rights unavailable for Americans of European descent.

Corporate America has signed on to the idea that minorities and third world immigrants should get special, privileged status. Some examples are Exxon, Texaco, Merrill Lynch,
Boeing, Paine Weber, Starbucks and many more.


Did you know … that Mexico regularly intercedes on the side
of the defense in criminal cases involving Mexican nationals?

Did you know … that Mexico has NEVER extradited a Mexican national accused of murder in the U.S. in spite of agreements to do so?
According to the L.A. Times, Orange County , California is home to 275 gangs with 17,000 members, 98% of which are Mexican and Asian.
How’s your county doing?

Is education important to you? Here are the words of a teacher who spent over 20 years in the Los Angeles School system. “Imagine teachers in classes containing 30-40 students of widely varying attention spans and motivation,
many of whom aren’t fluent in English. Educators seek learning materials likely to reach the majority of students and that means fewer words and math problems and more pictures and multicultural references.”


I remember hearing about the immigrants that came through Ellis Island . They wanted to learn English. They wanted to breathe free. They wanted to become Americans.

Now, far too many immigrants come here with demands. They demand to be taught in their own language. They demand special privileges . affirmative action. They demand ethnic studies that glorify their culture.


I wish my friend had included the date of the publication for this article but I doubt it would be hard to find. It certainly does open your eyes a little wider! I love this country and I want it back, how about you?

Which One Is It?

January 22, 2007

Am I watching a Benetton commercial being made or is this the Democratic dance card? Hillary the White Female, Obama the Black Male, Edwards the White Male, Richardson the Hispanic Male, Clark the Military Man.

All we need to complete the dance card is a Black Female, a Hispanic Female and a Military Female. We could call it the Diversity Quilt and take it across the nation for everyone to see up close and personal.

Time to Thin the Herd

January 21, 2007

In 2006, Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City purchased a new 32 ft. Winnebago motor home. On her 1st trip home from a football game, while driving on the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go to the back and make a sandwich.
The RV left the road, crashed and overturned. She sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner’s manual that she shouldn’t do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,00 plus a new motor home. Winnebago has since changed their owner’s manual to include this warning in case there are any more complete morons around.
OK…now you know what I mean by thinning the herd, plus Winnebago should be able to sue the morons on the jury for malpractice, along with the Judge for accepting the ruling and allowing it to stand.
This has got to stop. Maybe the jury system has outlived it purpose. Perhaps, it should be replaced with professional jurors, where it is a job with a weekly salary.
Maybe people like Mrs Grazinski should not be allowed out in public alone. They are a hazard to the general population.

The Biggest Flip-Floppers

January 19, 2007

Not to sound biased, but the Democrats are the biggest flip-floppers. No matter what Bush says or does, they are opposed to it, even when he has changed his mind and gone along with what the Democrats say they believe. When Bush goes along with the Democrats, they conveniently change their minds and spout another idea. I do not believe there is any pleasing the Democrats even when they get their way, so what do they really want? I don’t understand .

I am not defending Bush so much as I am questioning the Democrats. Can you please make a statement and stick to it? I need to know what you are really about to know if I can agree with you. In case you readers don’t know what I mean, here is just one example:

Both parties voted to send the military to Iraq. Then Democrats (on the record), en masse stated Bush did not send enough troops to get the job done. Now that Bush is sending in more troops, the Democrats are complaining that Bush is sending in more troops to be killed and it will not get the job done.

I am confused.

You got ‘Tats’?

January 14, 2007

It must be the sugar rush from all the holiday sweets that I have consumed that has brought me to this off-beat topic in 2007. I have no idea where the thought came from; it just appeared. Everywhere I look, I see people of both genders with massive tattoos on their bodies. I don’t get it. What is the attraction? I just recently watched a basketball game and couldn’t believe all the tattoos on the players. They looked weird, kinda thuggish. After that revelation, I went out to dinner and a young couple sat across from me and both were sporting very large tattoos. She had barbed wire around her arm, plus a butterfly. He had a giant snake wrapping around his arm and I am not sure where it ended up. Then, the strangest thought crossed my mind. When he is older and becomes a grandfather, will his tattoo scare his grandchildren to the point they will not go near him? What a shame that would be. I know if I was a little kid, no way, Jose. As an adult, I caught myself unconsciously grimacing at the sight of the snake. I think his decision was very shortsighted. It is bad enough for guys to get tattoos, but I really cringe when I see them on females. If you could wash them off, then, I would say okay, have fun. But, permanent, forever and always is a very, very long time…

Lady Liberty

January 8, 2007

We are all proud of the Statue of Liberty, even if it was given to us by the French. The words about ‘your tired and huddled masses’ did not mean to include your criminals, murderers, terrorists, drug dealers and the sort. Its 2007 and I have had my fill of the illegal immigration issue.

I would temporarily hire thousands to hold a country-wide roundup. Ship them all back to their homelands along with an invoice for the cost of finding them, transporting them and housing and feeding them. I would then have our military patrol our borders with the shoot to kill order. This would send a message we mean business.

I would overhaul the immigration department and make reasonable rules and regulations for the proper method to enter our country. There would be yearly limits and limits per country, to be fair to all.

Since I do not see this suggestion ever happening, I have another solution to the Mexican illegal situation.

Send our military into Mexico and kick all their corrupt politicians, police and drug dealers out of the country. Adopt Mexico as part of the US and divide it up into a number of states, so it can live and operate with all the laws and personal rights as Americans. That country would become so prosperous, so quickly, the people would never want to return to the old ways of corruption.

It wouldn’t take long before the rest of South America would want to jump on the bandwagon and live the life of luxury. At some point in time, it would all become the United States of America and our borders would all be waterways, and easier to defend.

It would be great to see all these other countries become self -sufficent, proud, upstanding and free. They could become our best citizens. Loyal and patriotic.

Okay, silly me, but a person can dream, can’t they?