1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
July 19, 2007 at 3:42 am |
I knew it!
July 20, 2007 at 1:57 am |
Too funny Mad.
July 27, 2007 at 12:20 am |
That must be why the politicians are trying to coddle illegal immigrants. It’s for our own good.
July 27, 2007 at 12:29 am |
Whenever I truly need a good laugh…I know I’ll find something here!
Cheers!
OMC
August 4, 2007 at 1:12 pm |
Too funny!!! What a hoot!
August 4, 2007 at 1:16 pm |
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August 5, 2007 at 12:00 pm |
lol… nice. Shoot, I knew my mom was right when she said I needed to learn Spanish.
Adam