Learn a Foreign Language

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

7 Responses to “Learn a Foreign Language”

  1. Gorilla Guys Says:

    I knew it!

  2. busygram Says:

    Too funny Mad.

  3. mpinkeyes Says:

    That must be why the politicians are trying to coddle illegal immigrants. It’s for our own good.

  4. onemorecup Says:

    Whenever I truly need a good laugh…I know I’ll find something here!

    Cheers!

    OMC

  5. Dorean Beattie Says:

    Too funny!!! What a hoot!

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  7. xristosdomini Says:

    lol… nice. Shoot, I knew my mom was right when she said I needed to learn Spanish.

    Adam

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